One-Liners
Q: What's the dictionary definition of "tenor"?
A: Any baritone who joins a choir that doesn't already have enough tenors.
Q: How many altos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them. One to change the bulb, and the rest to complain about how high it is.
A: All of them. One to change the bulb, and the rest to complain about how high it is.
Q: How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. She holds it up, and the world revolves around her.
A: They can't, because "It's too high!"
Q: How many basses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think it's more macho to walk in the dark and bang their shins.
Q: How many choral conductors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: No one knows....no one's looking!
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